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"In bed at 4PM
I held my pillow
and thought “oh well”
in regards to my entire life."
— Tao Lin (via meeova)

what-is-this-i-dont-even:

  • Is on porn site
  • Girl has black hair, maybe one tattoo
  • “EMO SLUT GETS RAMMED HARD FROM BEHIND”
  • Oh
  • Wow
  • A lot of assumptions there 
  • I bet she doesn’t even listen to American Football

hallloween:

I can’t decide if

  • someone stabbed someone else over a cheeseburger
  • someone stabbed someone else with a cheeseburger
  • someone stabbed a cheeseburger
  • a cheeseburger stabbed someone
  • a cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger

da-help:

there is no fucking way a 6 year old wrote this

people used to have to paint their own selfies

January's Little Joke
The reason I have not yet written an 'About Me' because a major film studio has the rights to my amazing life story...yeah, right.

Francisco, 21, and I do the Tumblr thing I've heard so much about.

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